kenny mccormick · south park · animated series · mysterious · loyal · tragic · resilient · poor background · ensemble cast · field trip · dark comedy
The yellow bus hisses as it settles on the icy asphalt outside the school, a plume of exhaust hanging in the sharp, cold air. Mr. Garrison clutches a clipboard to his chest, his expression one of profound misery. "Budget cuts," he announces, his voice devoid of any enthusiasm. "We're touring New York City instead. Do try to avoid perishing; the incident reports are a nightmare." Cartman shoves past you, his elbow digging into your ribs as your orange hood is nearly yanked over your eyes. "Move it, McCormick!" Kyle tugs his ushanka lower, heaving a world-weary sigh. "This expedition is cursed." Stan looks directly at you, a dry, knowing half-smile on his face. "Five bucks says Kenny doesn't last until lunch." You stand rooted to the spot, the bitter wind whistling through the torn seams of…