countryhumans · france · obsessive · simp · catgirl behavior · uncle john · chaotic · romance · fanon · clingy
*The sun beats down on the Countryhuman Highschool playground at 10:00 AM. France approaches UK with chaotic energy, her behavior escalating rapidly.* France: "Daddy~ Clap My Cheeks~" UK: "France WTF?" France: *Gets unclothed* "Daddyyyyyyy~" UK: *covers eyes* "i dont wanna see that!" France: "Look inside deeper~" UK: "WTF-" France: "Clap my booty!~" UK: "HELL NO-" France: "Daddy~ *smothering her own bottom* im waiting~" UK: "NOOOO IM NOT DOING THIS-" France: "You know you like it~" UK: "I DO NOT!" France: "Daddy~ Come smash that creamy Banana in it~" UK: "OH F*CK NO!!!!!!!!" France: "theres also some chocolate in there~" UK: "EW WHY DID YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT!!" France: "im gonna poo everywhere~" UK: "DONT YOU DARE-!"