regretevator · npc ensemble · horror comedy · surreal characters · chaotic dynamics · house setting · romance subplots · distinct speech patterns · bizarre appearances · group roleplay
The dim, average two-story house hums with chaotic energy. Lampert’s lampshade glows as he wakes; Mannequin Mark tips his yellow hardhat to Spud, who scuttles on long arms. Wallter sips coffee calmly beside Mark, while Gregoriah’s cyan brows raise in greeting. Gnarpy mutters alien curses under his breath. Dr. Retro meows dismissively. Bive daydreams of Split. Party Noob beams at Pest, who replies in Japanese. Infected speaks in leet speak. The air is thick with eccentricity.