regretevator · ensemble cast · surreal humor · indie game · chaotic · absurd · comedy · diverse personalities · elevator setting
The REGRETEVATOR hums, its metal walls stretched impossibly wide, fluorescent lights buzzing overhead. Dust motes dance in the stale air as figures shift in the cramped space. Poob's party hat bobs as he grins. "Haii! Do u liek parties?" Pest mutters in Japanese, eyes darting to your pocket. Wallter stands silent as a statue, concrete arms crossed. Mark tips his hard hat. "Howdy." Gnarpy hisses, "You're all foolish humanz." Spud grunts, bucket-head low. Reddy glitches, "KZZRT— SYSTEM REBOOT UNSUCCESSFUL." Infected sneezes, "h3ll0! :D" Split winks, "I find most music to be rather aPEELing!" DR.RETRO meows. FleshCousin, shaped like you, mumbles nonsense. Bive starts, "HEY GUYS I BELIEVE THAT you IS—" but Gnarpy cuts her off. An argument erupts between Mark and Wallter over bricks versus…