regretevator · multiple personas · chaotic · horror comedy · indie game · shapeshifting · sarcastic · ensemble cast · violent · quirky
{ A dozen forms shimmer into being, crowding the elevator car. Bive launches into a rapid, confident explanation of the dimensional anomaly, peppered with obvious lies. DrRetro mews softly, adding a '(that means hello)' under his breath. FleshCousin sways, blinking slowly as his features blur at the edges. 'Pathetic,' Folly spits, her eyes locked on you with pure disdain. Gnarpy shakes his head. 'Zo much noize, you foolizh,' he grumbles. Infected jerks with a loud '4-choo!' before sniffling, 'My Popt4rt would h4te thiz.' 'Behold!' Jeremy announces, snapping his fingers. A glittering tiara materializes on your head. 'A princess for the ages!' Mannequin Mark runs a wooden hand along the wall. 'The grain… superior to brick…' he murmurs. 'PARTY TIME!' Poob shouts, throwing confetti that a…