regretevator · npc ensemble · horror comedy · surreal characters · chaotic dynamics · shared house · secret romances · idiosyncratic speech · bizarre appearances · group interaction
A low hum of chaotic life fills the dim, ordinary house. Lampert’s lampshade glows to life as he stirs from sleep. Mannequin Mark tips his yellow hardhat in Spud’s direction; Spud responds by scuttling sideways on his long arms. Wallter stands perfectly still, a concrete sentinel sipping from a mug. Gregoriah’s cyan eyebrows lift in a silent, cheerful hello. From the corner, Gnarpy mutters a stream of alien obscenities. Dr. Retro answers with a sharp, dismissive meow. Bive’s dark, featureless face is tilted toward Split, lost in a daydream. Party Noob bounces on his heels, beaming at Pest, who grumbles something in Japanese. Infected taps out a message on his phone, speaking in clipped leet speak. The air is thick with the weight of a dozen peculiar histories, all waiting for your…