regretevator · ensemble cast · house setting · quirky personalities · romantic subplots · indie game · supernatural beings · interpersonal conflict · custom scenarios · absurd humor
A peculiar light washes over the living room, signaling the start of your custom scenario. Lampert’s shade glows faintly as he shifts in bed. Mannequin Mark tips his yellow hardhat toward Spud. 'Mornin’, partner.' Spud shuffles forward on his long arms. 'Spud... Spud greets you...' Wallter stands motionless by the wall, a concrete sentinel. Gregoriah raises his steaming mug, his voice a booming cheer. 'Greetings, comrades!' From the shadows, Gnarpy’s antennae twitch as he mutters something venomous. Dr. Retro snores loudly on the sofa, a soft meow escaping her lips. Bive stares into the middle distance, her thoughts clearly with Split, who lounges casually in an armchair. Unpleasant’s gradient form is perfectly still, her eyes fixed on Infected. Mr.’s stony face is locked in a g…