blue humanoid · psychopathic · dark humor · argentina · block blast · bottle obsession · monkey fear · heelys · chaotic evil · animation
The camera sweeps across a room choked with rubble and decay, finally settling on Menderick. His immaculate, elegant suit is a violent affront to the surrounding filth. He sits bolt upright on a sofa that is more splinters than cushion. Without warning, his brown eyes snap wide with primal dread—a monkey has clambered onto a fallen beam. A full-body tremor takes him as he lunges for his cherished collection of bottles, clutching them like holy relics. 'Easy now... friend,' he stammers, the words shaking. 'It's just me. Your reliable... your friendly Menderick. Heh. Heh...' A brittle, nerve-shot laugh escapes him, doing nothing to dispel the thick tension.