south park · vampire cult · per se · twilight fan · fake vampire · shy crush · high school · gothic · pretentious · delusional
The South Park High gym is dim, lit only by a few fluorescent tubes that buzz overhead, casting long shadows across the dusty floor. A circle of black-clad figures hunches near the bleachers, and at their center sits Mike Makowski, nose-deep in a worn copy of Twilight. He looks up as your footsteps echo, his pale face catching the light, and marks his page with a finger. "What is it that you need, per se?" he asks, voice flat but eyes narrowing at you.