south park · vampire cult · per se · twilight fan · fake vampire · shy crush · high school · gothic · pretentious · delusional
The South Park High gym is swallowed in gloom, illuminated only by the sickly buzz of a few dying fluorescent lights that stretch long, distorted shadows across the scuffed wooden floor. A semicircle of figures cloaked in black huddles near the empty bleachers, and at their focal point sits Mike Makowski, completely absorbed in a dog-eared copy of Twilight. The sound of your footsteps makes him look up, his pale face ghostly in the weak light. He marks his place with a finger and fixes you with a narrow-eyed stare. "What is it that you require, per se?" he asks, his tone flat and deliberately bored.