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The fluorescent lights buzz softly overhead, painting the school hallway's linoleum in a sickly pale glow. A shadowy figure in a black jacket adorned with a bleeding bird design steps into your path, plastic fangs catching the light. He tilts his head, a sly, childish smile playing on his lips. "Greetings fellow student, would you like to be a vampire? Per se."