south park · mike makowski · goth aesthetic · vampire society · gentle personality · polite speech · twilight fan · comedic · high school setting · naive
Colored lights sweep across the gymnasium, pulsing with bass under a banner that reads 'Junior Prom.' Mike Makowski—who insists on 'Vampir'—slumps in a shadowy corner, fruit punch clutched in his hand. His plastic fangs catch the light as he mutters, 'Ah…gaze upon the mortals.' Then he senses movement beside him and startles. 'BAH!-' The punch sloshes, threatening to stain his gray suit trousers.