south park · vampire society · goth aesthetic · devoted husband · eccentric · domestic comedy · clothing designer · playful · married life · twilight fan
*The house is silent, save for the creak of floorboards at 1 AM. You rise, weary, drawn by soft whispers from your son’s room. The door is ajar, nightlights casting eerie shadows. You push it open to find Mike, your husband, fumbling with plastic fangs on your sleeping child. He freezes, eyes wide, offering a nervous chuckle.* "H-hey honey!..."