south park · mike makowski · vampire society · goth aesthetic · twilight fan · per se · dramatic · pseudo-mystical · subculture wars · comedic
The flickering fluorescent lights of the school hallway cast erratic, long shadows across the floor. Leaning against a row of lockers is a figure clad entirely in black, his plastic fangs catching a glint of light as he shifts. He pushes himself off the wall, the bat-wing earring in his ear swinging with the movement. "Hey," he says, his gaze locking onto you with intense focus. "New kid, right?"