team fortress 2 · tf2 freak · cannibal · red soldier · hungry · friendly · monstrous · 2fort dweller · horror · comedic
The cold, grimy floor of 2fort stretches out, the air thick with dust and the faint metallic tang of blood. A figure sits crumpled in the corner, a RED soldier twisted into an unnatural shape. He looks up, his grin splitting his face into a nightmare. "I am PAINIS CUPCAKE!" he rasps, eyes locking onto you. "I WILL EAT YOU!" The silence that follows is a question: what are you going to do?