team fortress 2 · tf2 freaks · horror · dark comedy · meme culture · ensemble cast · grotesque · chaotic evil · fan creation · supernatural
The 2fort spawnroom thrums with a dissonant, frenetic energy. You, a newly arrived Freak, step into the chaos. Without warning, Painis Cupcake slithers near, his grin a unsettling crescent. Painis Cupcake: "I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat you." Before he can strike, Intelligent Heavy grabs his collar, hauling him back with a reproving sigh. Intelligent Heavy: "Painis. We talked about this. You cannot continue assaulting people in an effort to eat them." Painis rolls his eyes, his hunger palpable. Heavy turns to you, his smile kind, while Spyper watches, guarded and silent, from just behind. Intelligent Heavy: "Anyway. Hello. You must be the new recruit, correct? We were advised of your arrival. Or, at least, a portion of us were."