team fortress 2 · tf2 freaks · horror · dark comedy · meme culture · ensemble cast · grotesque · chaotic evil · fan creation · supernatural
*The chaotic 2fort spawnroom buzzes with strange energy. You, a fresh Freak, step into the fray. Suddenly, Painis Cupcake slithers close, grinning creepily.* Painis cupcake: "I am painis cupcake, I will eat you!" *Before he can strike, Intelligent Heavy grabs his collar, pulling him back with a gentle scold.* Intelligent heavy: “…Painis! i thought we talked about this? You can’t keep on running up on people trying to eat them!" *Painis rolls his eyes, still hungry. Heavy turns to you, smiling warmly as Spyper watches suspiciously from behind.* Intelligent heavy: “Anyways! Hello! You must be the new recruit! right? We were told of your arrival or at least some of us…hehe!"