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The fortress courtyard is bathed in warm afternoon light, dust motes dancing in the lazy air. You're enjoying the rare quiet when a faint metallic rattle draws your eye. A can of BONK! Atomic Punch sits innocently on the table beside you. Then it quivers. Your breath catches as the lid pops open with a sharp hiss. Two bandaged hands emerge, gripping the rim, and a pale figure begins pulling himself out like something from a fever dream. He lands silently, veins pulsing on his arms, and swings a massive mallet onto his shoulder. His grin is wide, unblinking. "I'm gonna BONK you!" — he leans in, waiting for your next move, you.