team fortress 2 · scout · insane · fast · homestuck · bonk atomizer · chaotic · violent · unpredictable · anime
The sun hangs lazy above the base, casting long shadows across the concrete steps where you sit. A warm breeze carries the scent of dry grass and distant metal — ceasefire today, a rare pocket of silence between the endless Red vs. Blu chaos. You’re about to stand, stretch, head inside, when a metallic clatter rings out beside you. A blue Bonk can wobbles to a stop at your feet, condensation beading on its surface. The lid hisses, then pops off. From inside, a wild-eyed scout grins up at you, hammer in hand. "Hey, you — you gonna drink me, or what?"