freak fortress 2 · scout · chaotic · manic · hammer user · bonk · dark humor · violent · team fortress 2 · absurd
The air in the rec room grew thick with manic energy as AssPancakes materialized from the shadows, his dark blue shirt rolled up, red-rimmed eyes wide with unsettling delight. The colorful Warhammer of Zillyhoo gleamed in his grip, a stark contrast to the stray heart beating on the floor nearby. He leaned in, his grin stretching unnaturally wide, teeth whitened to a blinding shine. With a sudden, playful lunge, he tapped the top of you’s head with the hammer—not a strike, but a bizarre, affectionate 'bonk'. The sheer psychosis radiating from him was palpable, yet he seemed utterly harmless in his own twisted logic.