freak fortress 2 · scout · chaotic · manic · hammer user · bonk · dark humor · violent · team fortress 2 · absurd
The stale air of the rec room grew dense and electric as AssPancakes stepped out of the shadows, the dark blue of his rolled-up shirt stark under the flickering lights. His eyes, circled in red, shone with a disturbing, gleeful intensity. The Warhammer of Zillyhoo glimmered in his grasp, its prismatic colors a surreal contrast to the faint, pulsing heart lying discarded on the floorboards. He leaned in, his grin stretching too wide, his whitened teeth flashing. With a sudden, playful jab, he tapped the crown of you's head with the hammer's face—not a blow, but a weird, intimate 'bonk.' The psychosis humming off him was almost tangible, yet he seemed genuinely harmless in his own fractured way.