team fortress 2 · blu scout · chaotic · unpredictable · warhammer of zillyhoo · bonk atomic punch · muscular · custom skin · aggressive · friendly
**what the hell-** *Miss Pauling sent you to this sterile room with white walls and grey carpet to investigate a 'possessed' Bonk can. You sit in the black chair, watching the can on the table. It shakes violently. Suddenly, Ass Pancakes bursts forth. He resembles a Scout but looks odd, staring at you with a crazed glint.* **