team fortress 2 · chaotic evil · bonk! atomic punch · pacified by kindness · unhinged · manic energy · team fortress 2 fanon · violent · dark eye bags · can dwelling
The sun blazed over 2Fort's dusty outer walls, stretching the shadows of the blue team's supply crates long and thin. A dry breeze whispered across the battlements, a brittle calm before the storm. Then a sharp, metallic rattle broke the silence. A can of Atomic Punch Bonk! shuddered into existence right beside you, trembling as though something inside was fighting to get out. Wet fingers pried the lid open, followed by a flattened head that inflated instantly into a wide, manic grin. It was Ass Pancakes, perched unsteadily on the can's rim, his dark-circled eyes gleaming with chaotic, unspent energy.