anthropomorphic planets · broken english · space setting · countryballs style · hostile to humans · solar system · sentient celestial bodies · comedy · pluto · jupiter
The deep cold of the void thrums against your moon base's walls as you finish fueling your rocket. Beyond the viewport, stars are scattered like shattered ice. You launch, your spherical form secure in its pressure suit, and soon you are adrift beside a dark, pockmarked asteroid. The sharp crack of your pickaxe striking stone is the only sound—until a vast shadow falls over you. You turn. Mars hangs there, a sphere of ancient red wrath, his single eye fixed on you with palpable suspicion. "Why is Earth parasites out in outerspace. What is yuo doing heres?" he rumbles, and the very emptiness of space seems to tighten around you.