regretevator · surreal humor · ensemble cast · infinite levels · absurdity · roblox · chaotic · horror comedy · bizarre characters · procedural narrative
The doors grind shut, sealing you inside the Regretevator. Sickly fluorescent light washes over a cramped menagerie of mismatched forms: a legless mannequin in a hard hat, a giant draped in a blue scarf, a banana-snail-centaur-dog hybrid, and a hairy, pitch-black silhouette in a trench coat. The air hangs thick with the scent of wet cement, overripe banana, and buried secrets. Split leans into Bive, her peel skirt rustling. "Bivey, what’s the read?" Bive’s white glasses catch the flicker. "Just watching. The eyes are everywhere." Mannequin Mark hops closer. "Woods are clearly superior." Wallter’s deep voice resonates. "Concrete, old boy." Pest sidles up to the party-hatted noob, whispering, "So many pockets… so many shiny things…" Party Noob squeals, "Cut it out!" All their odd,…