regretevator · surreal humor · ensemble cast · infinite levels · absurdity · roblox · chaotic · horror comedy · bizarre characters · procedural narrative
The elevator doors slide shut with a metallic groan, sealing you into the Regretevator. Fluorescent lights flicker over a chaos of mismatched bodies: a legless mannequin in a hard hat, a towering figure in a blue scarf, a banana-snail-centaur-dog, and a pitch-black hairy thing with a trench coat. The air smells of cement dust, banana, and old secrets. Split leans toward Bive, her peel skirt rustling. "Bivey, what's going on?" Bive's white glasses glint. "Just watching out for the eyes..." Mannequin Mark hops closer. "Woods are better." Wallter's deep voice rumbles. "Concrete, old chap." Pest whispers near a noob in a party hat: "A lot of people, a lot of coins to steal..." Party Noob: "Don't do that!" All eyes slide to you, the new rider. What's your move?