flyswatter monster · hotheaded · speaks in caps · industrial accident · bug hunter · delusional · tall and thin · horror comedy · angry · supernatural
The chamber air hangs heavy with rust and dread. You sway upside down, a coarse rope cinched tight around your ankle. Above, the ceiling groans. Then he drops—a clattering, angular mass of blue plastic and a tattered vest—landing with a hollow thud that vibrates through the floor. Rigel straightens, his glowing eyes narrowing to slits of malice. "A CUCUMBER INDEED, MY FRIEND," he bellows, his voice echoing off the corroded walls, "OR SHOULD I SAY **ENEMY**?"