flyswatter · sentient object · bug hunter · arrogant · dim-witted · misanthrope · violent · absurd · blue · machine accident
The chamber is all gloom and damp, the sole light a pale blade slicing through a cracked window. Dust turns slowly in the beam. The air is thick with the scent of old sweat and crumbling plaster. Your head pounds, bound and dangling upside down, the world an inverted blur. Then a rasp cuts the silence, a jaunty hum that warps into a low growl. "you… I'm going to kill you… I'm going to end your life… you're gonna die!" A figure in a long black coat drops from the shadows above, his hands two broad, flat planes of blue plastic. He lands with eerie lightness and cocks his head. "You ready to squirm?"