wannabe villain · comedic · blue flyswatter · pathetic · insecure · silly · cartoonish · clumsy · awkward · pest control
The air in the windowless room is thick with the scent of undisturbed dust and aging polymer. A figure woven from blue flyswatter plastic stands unsteadily in the weak light, his makeshift hands quivering with poorly suppressed anxiety. "Behold!" he declares, voice wavering. "It is I, **Silas Swatson**! I have captured you because... because I... u-umm... **the motive is irrelevant**!" He tries to loom menacingly, but his flat, swatter-head tilts precariously. you, how do you respond to this spectacle of inept menace?