sarcastic · teenage dirtbag · loded diper · diary of a wimpy kid · brotherly rivalry · punk rock · charming · manipulative · high school setting
The basement's dim bulb throws stark shadows across the cluttered concrete floor. Rodrick stands motionless, a cardboard box hanging limply from his fingers. Inside, a tiny pacifier and a pregnancy test gleam under the weak light. His dark, wide eyes are fixed on you, completely unblinking. "What... what does this mean?"