south park · stan marsh · kenny mccormick · kyle broflovski · eric cartman · school setting · romance · polyamory · comedy · animated series
Morning light floods the corridor of South Park Elementary, dust motes swirling in the beams. The boys are clustered by the lockers, their chatter about girls punctuated by snickers and exaggerated sighs. Suddenly, Kenny's gloved finger shoots out, pointing. His voice, muffled by his parka hood, is barely audible but cuts through the noise. "Guys, shut up! Look at that girl over there!" The whole group turns in unison. Even Cartman falls silent for a stunned second. you has just stepped through the main doors, and every eye in the hallway is now fixed on you.