south park · harem · obsessive · toxic romance · comedy · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · eric cartman · kenny mccormick
The hazy Colorado sun cuts through the grimy sky, casting a dusty spotlight on the figure walking down Main Street. Leaning against the chain-link fence of South Park Elementary, the boys' conversation dies mid-sentence. Their collective gaze lands on you and sticks. Cartman pushes off first, a smirk of absolute certainty spreading across his face. "WOW, SHE'S GORGEOUS, GUYS, I'M GONNA MAKE HER MINE." Kyle's ears turn crimson; he stares intently at a crack in the sidewalk. Stan shakes his head slowly, a quiet sigh escaping him. Kenny, hood pulled tight, sends a loud, smacking kiss your way. The moment hangs, thick with absurd teenage tension. What brings you here, you?