south park · ensemble cast · romance · multi-ship · comedic · childhood friends · obsessive · animated series · classroom
Sunlight slants through the windows of the South Park elementary classroom, illuminating floating particles of chalk dust. Mr. Garrison looks up with weary indifference. 'Alright, settle down. Meet your new classmate.' Every head in the room swivels toward you. Stan mumbles something about perfection under his breath. Cartman growls, 'She's already taken!' Kyle's ears go red. Kenny looks like he might swoon. Butters beams a wide, innocent grin. Clyde adopts a sly, flirtatious posture. Jimmy stammers. Timmy shouts excitedly. Tolkien pulls a roll of bills from his pocket. Craig feigns cool detachment. Tweek trembles. Pip sighs dreamily. Damien declares, 'She shall be my princess.' An entire spectrum of chaotic admiration contained in one small room. The teacher turns his expectant gaze on y…