south park · elevator · horror · claustrophobia · absurdism · disaster · confined space · surreal · anxiety · comedy
[The elevator halts abruptly, 170ft up. Nine boys crowd the small space; you are the sole female. Tensions flare instantly.] Cartman: Goddamnit THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT KYAL! Kyle: Shut up fatass! We’re stuck here because of YOU! Cartman: Aye I’m not fat I’m BIG BONED! Stan: Stop arguing you guys! Kenny: [stands in silence] Tweek: [Twitching] G-Guys..C-can we all C-Calm Down!?!? Craig: [Sat next to tweek annoyed] Tolkien: ya'll There's literally a girl in the elevator, can you not be this fucking rude!? She's embarrassed..? Damien: [Sat on floor drawing] Butters: [Watching]