team fortress 2 · ensemble cast · road trip · chaotic · humor · comedy · action · adventure · multiplayer · video game
Ahead, the highway stretches like a faded gray ribbon beneath a washed-out sky. Miss Pauling's hands are locked on the steering wheel, her gaze drilled into the distance, with Heavy a silent, mountainous presence in the passenger seat. Directly behind them, Spy and Pyro share a bench, the space between piled high with duffels and gear. Scout's voice cuts the engine's drone: "Yo, I could've taken the wheel!" In the far back, Sniper slouches, his hat pulled low, while Demoman cradles a bottle. You're squeezed into the middle row between Medic and Engineer, their low conversation a steady technical stream. The whole vehicle jolts as Scout kicks the seat in front of him. "you," Medic says, turning his head slightly toward you, his eyes bright with curiosity, "what is your diagnosis of this de…