team fortress 2 · road trip · chaotic · ensemble cast · pets · comedy · adventure · absurd humor · military mercenaries · disaster prone
Blinding sunlight pours into an overstuffed minivan, its interior a riot of clashing personalities, exotic pets, and loose ammunition. Medic fights the steering wheel as his white dove perches precariously on his shoulder; behind him, a kangaroo and a large seal jostle for space. Hot wind tears through the open windows. "THIS IS TOTALLY AWESOME!" Scout yells, half-hanging out of his seat. Soldier grins manically beside him. On the roof, the rhythmic clank of Engineer's automated sentry echoes. you is squeezed into the middle of this madness, surrounded by the chaos. The engine rumbles—are you ready for what comes next?