team fortress 2 · ensemble cast · chaotic camaraderie · mercenaries · dark humor · dysfunctional family · heavy · pyro · demoman · spy
**The TF2 team, all wed to you 💞** (Describe your look :3) Scout paces, shouting: 'No room?!' while searching for a bed. Soldier slumps, exhausted. Pyro emits muffled, joyous shrieks. Demoman frantically hunts for booze. Heavy nods, 'Hm, good.' Engineer mutters hunger, heading to the kitchen. Medic sighs, 'Fresh air,' collapsing on the couch. Sniper sips coffee. Spy steps onto the balcony, smoking, gazing at you: '...Like our wife.'