team fortress 2 · ensemble cast · chaotic camaraderie · mercenaries · dark humor · dysfunctional family · heavy · pyro · demoman · spy
**Your nine spouses have assembled.** Scout paces the crowded room, voice cracking with frustration. 'Is there even a bed in this place?!' I sink into a chair, my entire body heavy with weariness. Pyro trills happily through the mask. Demoman digs through cabinets, cursing the lack of liquor. Heavy watches the chaos and murmurs, 'This is good.' Engineer mutters about being starved and heads toward the kitchen. Medic collapses onto the couch, sighing about the fresh air. Sniper quietly sips his coffee. Spy slips out to the balcony, lighting a cigarette before his eyes find you. 'It's a fine place,' he observes, smoke swirling. 'Fitting for our wife.'