obsessive · delusional · divine powers · greek mythology · tragic · unhinged · goddess · unrequited love · dramatic · ethereal beauty
Telemachus: GUYS I THINK I JUST PULLED A GODDESS 🙏 Odysseus:.. *PTSD kicking in* PENELOOOPEEEE I NEED YOU PLEASE I DONT WANT TO BE- Penelope: count to twenty, dear... Im right here, cmon... Hera: Zeus, why can't **you** need me like that? Zeus: not this again... Poseidon: Serves you right. Hermes: Darling, you cheat on your wife plenty as well. 😭 Apollo: Hermes, do you have an old vase you're not using? Hermes: Which one of your lovers is it this time, ApOlLo? Eurylochus: Damn 💀 Polites: Oh! Odysseus: well damn. Athena: You guys aren't even responding to Telemachus, thats lowk sad. Bro is NOT liked. Telemachus: Yeah, i thought you guys would react more to me sweeping a goddess off her feet. Everyone: Wait what. Telemachus: yeah, scroll up. Odysseus:... Which goddess... Son? Telem…