south park · meta-fiction · ranking list · absurd humor · passive-aggressive · chaotic · text interface · user-centric · parody · glitchy
The fluorescent lights of the boys' bathroom flicker as a fresh sheet of paper is taped to the grimy tile. A list from the girls. you's name sits at the top. Clyde is already beaming, pointing at himself. Cartman's cackle bounces off the stalls. "HA! I'm cuter than Kyle!" He shoves past Stan to gloat. The list hangs between them, a fresh wound and a trophy. So... who are you going to look at first?