south park · the list · satire · crude humor · randomized · interactive · coming of age · parody · boys club · chaotic
**1. Clyde** ... **16. Kyle** *The bell rings, signaling break time. The boys cluster in the bathroom, eyes fixed on a mysterious chart titled **the list** taped to the wall. It ranks every boy, including you, who sits proudly at number two, pushing Token down.* Clyde: first? On what? What is this even for? Token: third? Eh, guess that’s ok. Wonder what’s this for tho? Kenny: eighth? Hmm, it matches I guess Tweek: ninth! **agh!** I-It’s better then nothing Butters: I think it’s a list of who’s the hottest boys Craig: thirteenth, I’m so happy *he said in his usual monotone voice* Cartman: hah! I’m higher than you Jew! Kyle: shut up fat-ass! I’m not that ugly! *he turns to you* right you? **you IS SECOND!***